Almond Joy is Nasty. Why I Still Have a Taste for it Though.

Almond Joy is Nasty

Great things come in small packages…except Almond Joy…I mean…I might grow to like it but nah. Almond Joy is that type of candy made for uppity folks whose products blew up because of a classist bubble. It’s like coming up with Matador’s to compete with Slim Jim’s; like comparing Rich Homie Quan with Slum Village. All the people who takes sides make cheap shots en masse, and pay lip service to preserve their livelihood. Personally, if I had to eat crap, I’d gamble with Hershey Kisses…don’t mind me, I’m just clowning around here. 

FUN FACT: The 50’s marked the golden era of manufacturing candy in Boston, MA. There was a certain candy called ‘Tweet’, that was produced on Confectioner’s Row in Cambridge.

– New England Historical Society  

Almighty Amuser

For all the heathens reading this blog let’s set the record straight so you don’t get the wrong idea; I tell bad jokes. What can I say? I’m a Dad after all, what do you expect? Now just because my oil may be crude, it doesn’t mean I don’t have a moral compass or respect traditional values. Jesus made friends with sinners, convicted them so that they would be fit to dwell in His kingdom. Understood?

I see you girl with all that jelly/
Thug the right way you can get in my belly/
Peanut butter with whipped cream/
You butter pray, Jiffy got something to parry/

Heathen, there is a reason for such hedonistic suggestions. Let me make it plain, I’m trying to turn your attentions to Christ.

6 it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, BUT rejoices in the truth. 1 Cor 13:6 ESV *emphasis added*

A Full Moon

I never really got into astrology and there’s a part of me that rejects it as its merely divination, (I know, I just threw away my player card right there). Speaking of which, have you checked out AstroBae on Twitter? This girl gotta whole cult following – of women at that – that she gives her reading to however many times in the week. Got me thinking to myself, “man if I was born yesterday, I’d think I’m looking at heaven looking at these tweets”. Miss I hope you’re not taking offense. There’s nothing but pure love here. On one hand, you can look at astrology and Tarot reading as forms of Divination. By contrast, the pseudoscience can be redeemed through Christ. Can the heavens and other terrestrial objects influence the ways of man?

12 Again Jesus spoke to them, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will not walk in the darkness, BUT will have the light of life.” Jn 8:12 ESV *emphasis added*
15 You are the light of this world. A city set on a hill cannot be hidden. Mat 5:15 ESV

Ain’t nothing like being a JedEye who knows both sides of the force. 

Twin Flame

Have you ever met your Doppelganger? Apparently I have plenty. And way too many of them are psychos. 

TRUE STORY: Back when I was in Boston and I had my locs, I got stopped twice in one day by the cops. They were looking to arrest some guy – get this – who looked like me. Now after stopping me twice I was bugging because we know how police interactions go for Black Men in America. So I told them, “I think you got the wrong guy.” Then they showed me the sketch of the man they was looking for…and wouldn’t you know it? This guy really LOOKED like me! So now my hair is lifting off of my skin like Einstein and my mind is racing. I’m thinking to myself, “These cops are so racist that they will sit here, draw a sketch of you just so they have reason to arrest you.”. I said again, “No guys I really think you have the wrong guy.” And one of the cops gave me relief, “If you see this guy, let us know. He’s much TALLER than you.” 

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Go figure.

How to Optimize your Joy?

Joy is not the same thing as happiness. Happiness comes and goes while joy is the state of happiness. Happiness comes and goes while joy is the state of happiness. Now if we as Christians are going to store pure worship in the Church, we’re going to have to look to Jesus as we subscribe to His teachings. To possess full joy, we must recognize that Christ is the objective (goal) and the inductive (cause) of our happiness.

NEW YORK, NY – OCTOBER 17: Chris Brown performs onstage during TIDAL X: Brooklyn at Barclays Center of Brooklyn on October 17, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for TIDAL)
Christopher Brown – One Bad Bass Player
Plyometrics for Football Athletes
  1. Smile – Both in your heart and in those beautiful lips of yours. Show some teeth. Oooh wee I see you out here serving face! You’re absolutely stunning! By the way, I’m practicing this in the mirror myself. Why should you smile in your heart? Well you won’t always find yourself in situations where you can physically smile, and sometimes it’s inappropriate to show those pearly whites when empathizing with another. 
  2. Affirm your happiness – I will be happy Today. The joy of the LORD is my strength; my defense in the adversities of life. He has made me glad! When we talk to ourselves, we build determination while speaking to our subconscious. Just don’t have any raggedy conversation with yourself in public. People may find you looney. 
  3. Laugh – Especially if you do this after talking to yourself! People are gonna be looking at you like, “Man that person must be on some Hyaluronic Acid, HA HA HA!” I have to admit it, this comes unnatural to me. Typically something must be funny enough for me to laugh. My best advice here is find that one thing that is supremely funny and learn to laugh. Just don’t be a sadist ok?
  4. Sing – Now this is more up my alley. Singing can do wonders for the soul, whether you’re singing silly songs, doing karaoke, or creating your own songs. Make melodies as if you’re singing with the birds. Sing as if your song wakes up plants and fertilizes the ground. Hopefully you’ll be moved just like I am.
  5. Dance – If you’re not the person who would bust a move for NO reason – I mean – no reason; no music, in the middle of the night, no pajamas, at the gas station; while working out at the gym, we probably can’t hang. You don’t have to be Chris Brown here, you just need to groove. This is probably a good time to note that being joyful is a workout – in and of – itself. Dancing becomes more wonderful once you realize God is dancing with and in you.
  6. Shout – Feel like screaming don’t you? If not remember we’re consolidating these exercises and not merely compartmentalizing them. Alot of positivity should be built up at this point. Let it loose!!! Don’t forget to shout from your heart as well lest you do your voice damage. I don’t know about you, but I feel a detox of bad energy already! Go ahead…AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
  7. Lift up – Your hands; your heart, your soul; your eyes. Remember your surroundings can only have an effect on your inner being if you let it. 

    5 Why am I discouraged? Why is my heart so sad? I will put my hope in God! I will praise him again – my Savior & my God. Ps 43:5 NLT

    This is the type of work that is useful for battling depression. This isn’t to say that you will always win in bouts, it’s just a strategy you can use when difficult days approach. 
  8. Exult – which we mean in two ways: 
    – leaping for joy
    – vigorously bringing everything to it’s full compacity

    Leaping for joy is just as much as a workout as dancing. In fact, plyometrics are practiced by athletes to build explosive performances. I couldn’t recommend this to those who are overweight, or advanced in age. It could also be a nuisance if you’re well endowed…ah hem…just saying. Take whatever precautions you need to do this physically, just remember affirming these things with your heart and lips are an option too.

With a JoyStick

You see what we’ve done here? We created a standard of procedure or standard of operations (SOP). Such lists are important when developing a business. A business can scale well when certain systems are put in place. Did you also notice that the list only has personal actions? There aren’t any additional equipment or personnel needed to excel in this process. It’s good when you’re self-developing to not have to depend on outside sources. This is also useful when you need to take on additional projects for an enterprise. If one project falls through, it should not disrupt the main flow of your business. 

2 Then the LORD answered me: “Write the vision; make it plain on tablets, so he may run who reads it. Hab 2:2 ESV

Adopt the practice into your life however you see fit; that’s consistent with your abilities and your schedule. Beat your high score!!!

Nastydamus

Because the time is coming O Mario, when such exultations will shake the Earth; when people are at the verge to evolve due to the deposits of virtue in their life. Of course there will be those who will ascend through practicing vices, but they will not get far. Remember Christ is the objective and the inductive of our joy. And as long as we find our delight in Him, we’ll find ourselves living a prosperous and pleasurable life.

Thou shalt not/
Thou shalt not/
Thou shalt not/
Thou shalt not/
Not tied to the mitzvah/
Missed me with that sugar/
Peeps ready to embark/
Discount with a coupon/
Upset that we’re trekking/
Tekken hits with Marshall Law/
Thou shalt not/
Ten shuffled with a deck a log/
Thou shalt not/
Ninjas in a half shell/
Shotgun with my wife Belle/
Give me life, this Renaissance’s ill/
Thou shalt not/
Thou shalt not/
Let me clean you up Pukkas/
Thou shalt not/
Thou shalt not/
Poker face you can be my cougar/

So what will we do? Are we willing to become more happy unconditionally as this year unfolds? This work may seem more complicated than it needs to. In reality, breaking things down and practicing them is God’s way of disciplining us so we will become more like Him. Why should we spend so much time trying to be happy? Well, I’d say it’s more than just being happy. As the old cliche goes, virtue is it’s own reward. 

Just how big of a reward virtue brings? That depends on how well versed you are in relativity…I will say this: When I was growing up in church, there was a simple song we would always sing in the morning that had a few verses to it:

Joy is mine! Joy is mine! Joy today is mine! I told Satan to get thee behind. Joy today is mine!

And as we dig through the depths of our souls, may we begin to store our treasures in heaven, and not on the earth. God Bless you and until next time. I love you.

Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!

-Phil 4:4 BSB

The Bishop’s Opening

The Bishop's Opening

CHAPTER ONE

America’s Red Flag

1Here is what God is saying concerning the United States:
The colors of your flag are red, white, and blue;
why then is your land only red?
2The sounds of violence are within the ear shots of babes;
the musician no longer plays their instrument,
and the singer has ceased from singing.
3Nations have turned their backs on you;
even those who plead to you for their lives,
for you have exchanged vitals for vitriol.
4Open your eyes and weep! Feel remorse!
For your transgressions have piled up,
and you have prized rubies over me.

His Story of Slaves


5I showed belligerence to your fathers;
when I punished them with the sword and with whips,
my wrath was on display as in a stadium.
6I impoverished them even to the depths of their soul,
but my Holy Ones can afford my delight and favor;
for the sweetness of my charm has never left my necks.
7They have found their standing in Me,
and become my most precious of Messengers.
Because of this, they will receive my inheritance.
8Doesn’t my name bring about salvation?
Does it not both deliver and destroy?
Dare to praise me, and you will find refuge.

The King’s Meme


9For I am the LORD, a consuming fire;
Yeshua, the LORD of hosts.
I was severed from my brothers as in the days of Joseph.
10And my brothers came to me saying,
“Who are you to tell us you’re the King?”
And my authority is challenged.
11Therefore I instructed my muses to prepare a drink for me
with hyssop; for a libation, but for themselves.
Let them pursue pleasure within reason, 
lest the serpent beguile them.
12I commanded the powers to irrigate the land with dryness;
that the country shall thirst with nothing to quench,
and the ungodly shall drown in their appetite.
13Those who have respect to my name shall not be in chains,
they shall remain untarnished;
uninhibited and will escape the grip of the despot.
14Still the sacrilegious shall burn in their corruption;
it shall be heaped upon them as coals of fire;
yes even as meteors of wormwood.
15Their souls shall be tormented forever;
left desolate with no one to restore,
for they despised the only hand that could rescue.

A Waning Church


16O Israel, my ministers have become dispassionate;
my prophets are apathetic,
for their bloodshot eyes have not seen peace.
17And the minds of the wise agonize,
they seek knowledge from dusk until morning,
and yet no solution is found to cure.
18Because at the end of the Day, they’ve forgotten Me.
I am the Day, the Bright Morning Star.
The grind that the LORD requires has ceased amongst them.
19Therefore dancing shall cease from the clubs,
and skipping from the hearts of the streets.
Giddiness shall be known as an ancient relic;
20And the vigor of the strong shall fail;
even the fragrances and cosmetics.
Let those who keep judgment accept bribes no more!

21Keep the ways of the LORD and he will preserve you;
You will continue on Highways that the profane cannot enter.
22You will rest in the loveliest pastures that God has provided.
Justice shall be your front and rear shield.
For only the pure in heart can enter my presence.

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The Social Crisis

I know that you have this healthy obsession with me. I know you think that we are competing. You might also think that we’re fighting the same fight. You would be sadly mistaken in all three of those. – Joe Budden

If we’re not careful, we’ll find ourselves injuring each other just to get the carrot at the end of the stick. Selfish ambition leads to territorial ethos if we embrace a scarcity mindset and envy breeds bitterness to the senseless soul. With political and social tensions on the rise, now more than ever do we need solutions that go at the root of injustice.

The Beginnings of Social Justice

Without healthy conversations, there can be no true justice. Strategies must be taken to outflank attacks, people should cooperate with others, and effective actions must take place to ensure equity for all. What makes us think we can do this if we’re so quick to wrangle or condemn another? We administer death sentences and illegitimate verbiage yet protest violence. We speak in tones without considering its chord structure and become shocked when dissonance occurs. We can’t be unfair in how we socialize and then cry foul about social injustices. If we must ‘code switch’ let’s do so judiciously. Our words are powerful so let’s treat them as if they really do shape our world. For a man will be disciplined by his own sins while declaring the decrees of God in his defense.

Nuance and the Dangers of Dialect

We live in a complex world as complex humans. As much as we can try to simplify things to make things easier in life, it isn’t helpful when expressing problems that have many moving components. Mere slang or AAE can contribute more problems if Logic isn’t applied to avoid false equivalencies.

A simple way of understanding nuance:

Same ≠ Similar. Similar ≠ Different.

Moreover, it can be used deceptively to hide intentions. This is not to say that you can’t hide intentions using proper grammar – but only that without Logic- we are more prone to fall into a trap.

We can’t be unfair in how we socialize and then cry foul about social injustices.

Racy in Speech

Right hand 2 God – Nipsey Hussle

As much as we love to invent and reimagine language, we must not forget importations from the past. As much as we would like to forget History, we must remember origins if we want to avoid causing the same or similar problems in the future. In music, if we hold a note over a bar line, we call it a tie. If we want notes to be played smoothly across, we call it a slur. We can’t expect to improve racial relations if we don’t address how language has played a big role in perspectives. We shouldn’t be surprised if ethnicities become more diabolical as we demonize them. Neither can we find clear solutions if we have obscured language through arbitrary merging or omitting of sounds. Doesn’t matter how cool or relevant we make names, that N-word is problematic. Now this is where I lose my street cred but I don’t care.

Why should we care about the N-word?

Well number one, besides the fact that its casually used by people outside of our own ethnicity, it sounds too much like another N-word, “niggard”; niggard meaning a miserly, parsimonious, or stingy person. Have we been so casual with our slang that we have unwittingly communicated negative stereotypes amongst our own? If our words shape reality, let’s call things that will be useful in truly developing our communities.

Number two, the N-word is not a name we came up with ourselves, it was given to us by those who enslaved us. No matter how we want to do away with it’s etymology, our continuance of using the word amongst ourselves gives are adversaries an advantage. Let’s not give our enemies ample ammunition to keep us in a social prison. Let’s free ourselves through knowledge and prudence on acting upon it. If you don’t mind, I have a name for my Black People from now on that I hope one day will be adopted. I think it’s appropriate as it’s a name that transcends the narrative of merely being descendants of slaves; that gives due respect to the sacredness of the Negro; a term that could be universally appreciated by the Black Liberationist, the Woke Black man, the Black Enthusiast; the Eastern and African American churches, the Yorubas as well as the Hoteps. The Nugah.

Nugah

/noo-gah, nyu-gah/

noun. term referring to Negros in the image of God

variant spellings – Nougah, Newgah, Nuga, Nunga

the prototype

With etymologies shared between Hebrew, Arabic, Hindi and Egyptian languages, I think we may have gotten the Egyptian gods’ attention. As an ambassador of the Holy One who advances the Kingdom with Heavenly Hosts, I say to you Nun, be reconciled to Christ.

Refuse Refugee

There are three ways we can treat the unknown: Fear it, Explore it, or Despise it. Being a fighter doesn’t mean we war indiscriminately. We should know what is truly harmful and what is not. Simply putting bans on foreign neighbors is a lazy approach to protect the integrity of a nation. To shut out foreigners who are looking for sanctuary is at best hypocritical. Change in how we will deal with our neighbors will rise from our willingness to learn about different cultures and invite them into our lives.

The Beast – Fugees
SO PROUD OF YOU TAYLOR!!! We Came to Move – Taylor Gordon

However, as long as White Nationalism thrusts its’ power over others, there remains a battle not fought merely in political battlegrounds, but in the heavens itself. The Good News is that this war will not last forever and that great victory awaits those who in humility look to the things those who are proud and lofty take for granted. The image of idols shall be destroyed. Like a melting pot, they shall fade before the presence of the Son.

Informed Hell

Lack of sound information not only is dangerous to our psyche, it could destroy our soul and communities in the process. As of right now, sciences are battling each other to come with the correct procedure to counter the pandemic. Private companies and governments are eager to issue vaccines to go back to a state of normalcy. However, misinformation has caused many to mistrust the effectiveness of the vaccine. Moreover, with the loss of jobs, many will struggle just to get basic healthcare, a good hedge if the vaccine were to give side effects.

The tie is held across the measure while the slur sweeps over the passage.

This is where information overload can be detrimental. When risks are high what do you do? There are three main attitudes one can adopt: 1) If I live I live and if I die I die, 2) Avoid jeopardy at all costs and 3) Trust in God. Let those who are wise see how a Christian would adopt all three. The only information Christians will subscribe to is the Truth; this Truth does not come from the mouths of men but through the agency of the Holy Spirit.

Gunnar Grammar

Semantics have a way of rushing people’s emotions. Say too much and you might bore. Say too little and you might offend. And when hostile speech translates into actions how is one supposed to defend themselves? Does one continue to fire off shots or find some shield to cover?

We administer death sentences and illegitimate verbiage yet protest violence.

THE PROTOTYPE

As true circumspection is ignored, the issues of gun violence will not be solved. People who want power and safety will turn to force to acquire it, not considering those who may be in harms way. The time is coming where divine intervention will finally bring peace to warring factions.

He shall judge between the nations, and shall decide disputes for many peoples; and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore. Is 2:4 ESV

The Ends of Social Justice

If we habitually practice speaking with integrity, we’ll see a healthy world manifesting around us. Listening to understand and act is the order of the day. Arguments over Capitalism and Socialism still command the economic framework of our country. Will we take the time to see the similarities and differences between the systems? Will we also take time to think which systems will work better for the greater good? Whether or not you will consider these questions, I already have my answers and it will benefit myself and all those who are connected to me.

I will bless those who bless you, and him who dishonors you I will curse, and in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed. Gen 12:3

From End to End

In Christ, we have received an inheritance; a treasury of riches untold that cannot fail or be broken into; the birthright to endless domains and the keys to universes. I need Black people to understand this because we have consented to a false narrative; the narrative that we are poor and without generational wealth. While in a physical realm we may be found in straits, this is only a half truth. And a half truth is still a whole _______ . Thank God for molding us into the most blessed state. If we will believe that we are already royalty and prosperous, let us rest in the victory afforded for us.

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done. On earth as it is in Heaven.

In Memory of Nipsey Hustle

I needed to nip that in the bud. Please respect the hustle. I whistle while I work. If only we humbled ourselves like children, we would’ve known all that the little people possess. Could there be mysteries  hidden in plain sight? Is Snow White just another princess fairy tale or a parable about Christ and the Kingdom of Heaven? Heigh ho! You gotta know my lowly rank you dig? I understand you all are successful entrepreneurs but we can’t be compared. You create businesses, by the grace of God I create universes, we ain’t the same! Heigh ho! Forgive me for talking crazy Yin Yang. This is how someone speaks when they have a heart of gold. Ain’t that right Jew Peter? Tell them Plew Toe! Praise God Almighty, this knee has made it home!  I got galaxies waiting at my command and constellations in row. I embody planets, and they orbit as fanatics. Ask me how do I know this happens? Simple! I shoot for the stars, “Big Bang” I planned it.

But let him who boasts boast in this, that he understands and knows me, that I am the LORD who practices stedfast love, justice, and righteousness in the earth *heavens*. For in these things I delight, declares the LORD. Jer 9:24

The Planned Economy

If we can perceive the correlation between the Central Bank and the human psyche, we may find it more plausible to conclude that income is a matter of the heart. What an amazing gift we have as joint-heirs in Christ. You see how Capitalism could actually work? The validity of Socialism? What about Communism? Under man, these systems would be disastrous, but under the headship of Christ, it is most glorious! Let this thought be our stimulus check as we seek to enrich our world in every way. And Father I pray that you grace us as ambassadors of the Kingdom, that we will reconcile all things to Christ. If God is the source of all good, who can stop His hand from being good to us? I understand how it may look bleak for us now as we are in the middle of a pandemic. Just remember that nothing can keep us from the lovingkindness and tender mercies of God.

For a man will be disciplined by his own sins while declaring the decrees of God in his defense.

THE PROTOTYPE
Climate Change

The Climatic

Climax


Even as times are changing, we can still find hope. As much as we may want things to go back to what it used to be, the shocks the Pandemic caused as well as ignored social issues forced conflicts to arise. Things will not go back to normalcy, instead we should expect the culmination of all events to come to a head.

He nips tunes in the Milky Way/

Vibrates across the Galactical/

Up 3000 decibels/

This ring is from Climate Change/

A rise in temperature/

And heated temperaments/

Uranus I’m sorry your highness/

Plan X wasn’t your finest/

Scheme to keep them from trashing/

Divine Hits and racist tidbits/

Keep cashing like fishing/

Using fishnets/

They phishing over the Internet/

Using Sat turns with their jargon/

Like no one will Merc them/

I’m curious, can they hang with the fast n furious?/

Mars ain’t the top of the pyramid/

When Black fires their peers are livid/

That ain’t no way for living/

But that don’t end their sentences/

So we have recycled synthesis/

To reduce collateral damage/

There’s clean energy but it won’t stop the famine/

We’re climbing to climax/

Because Christ is the Social Crisis/

As the threat of pestilences approach in the years ahead, we must remember that God is the God of mercy and of justice. Be watchful and walk in the ways of Christ, for those who break Divine laws without trusting in His atonement will suffer for every wrongdoing. And if every mistake has cosmic consequences, imagine the type of intense punishment awaits for the infidel? Every man will be tested by fire, no human intervention can prevent that. Whether these fires will be of purifying righteousness or damning condemnation will be up to the one who practices the truth.

The Final Warning

When I first wrote this blog, it was in mixed exposition; a dabble of poetry and verse with prose suitable for talks about social justice. It was written by a man who had lost his way – who forgotten who he was – and took significant time in finding unwavering assurance of his purpose and calling in life. You have read words from a man. Now hear the word of the LORD:

If I have humbled my highest watchmen, will I not also come to you O children of the Hittites? Behold, the flames of reproach were heaped over my servants. I gave them to your possession for they have forsaken Me. And if Esau cries day and night for justice, will I not show pity? The LORD is near those who are circumcised in heart; to those who are made low and declare the LORD is my God. Vinegar shall be exchanged for honey and radish for syrup, and the forsaken spouse shall know Me. Those who have trusted in oppression and have acted niggardly towards my children shall receive recompense. I shall hunt them as a bear out of hibernation, and their prized treasures shall spoil.

Listen to me you rulers of Lakes and gravers of Gulfs. The oil spilt in contempt shall besiege you, in wretchedness shall you be doused. The fangs of the dead shall be your portion and in their toxin you will be tormented. Will I not war against the unjust tyrant? The LORD shall pour his wrath upon the despot, let the nations fear God. O Israel, your children shall not be given to the sword any longer. Behold, I shake the ground and the wrestler chokes your seed no more. For prosperity is the inheritance of the saints; to the godly who suffered bitterness and sore travail.

This is the word of the LORD. God Bless and I love you my n _ _ _ _ _ _.

And if those days had not been cut short, no human being would be saved. But for the sake of the elect those days will be cut short. Matt 24:22 ESV

— The Bible